221biotchplease:

leaveittotegan:

lumnie:

chemisquid:

dippersballoon:

I saw an opportunity and I took it

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

1. I won’t hesitate bitch
   
2. Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow
   
3. Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read
   
4. Kermit the Frog jumps off building
   
5. Fr e sh a voca do
   
6. back at it again at Krispy Kreme
   
7. There is only one thing worse than a rapist
   
8. Club Jam (yes a really good book)
   
9. At least the taco was free
   
10. I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand
    
11. Grandma loves ping pong too much
    
12. If your name is Junior
    
13. Welcome to Target
    
14. I’m just cooking pizza
    
15. Cole Sprouse dress-up game
    
16. On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf
    
17. Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)
    
18. Kid smacked by fly swatter
    
19. Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)
    
20. Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)
    
21. WE’RE BREAKING FREE
    
22. SAIL
    
23. I’m Squidward
    
24. So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies
    
25. So no head? (breaking skateboard)
    
26. Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)
    
27. No off topic questions (Chris Christie)
    
28. What the fuck, Richard
    
29. Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)
    
30. Bored as shiiiiii
    
31. Liberian accent (plasma globe)
    
32. New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)
    
33. Summertime sadness (chicken)
    
34. More like hurricane TORTILLA
    
35. I got an a-bor-tion
    
36. All Around the World (TheJasminator)
    
37. When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light
    
38. Snake licks lollipop
    
39. Accept yourself, love yourself
    
40. Be whatever you wanna be
    
41. Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)
    
42. Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho
    
43. Can I please get a waffle?
    
44. Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)
    
45. Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)
    
46. Kevin, watch the light dude
    
47. Horse meditation
    
48. A girl a dream & a clothing hanger
    
49. Is that a weed? (911 microwave)
    
50. Helium balloons (floating car)
    
51. Fireplace fairy
    
52. I’m your freestyle dance teacher
    
53. I can’t believe you’ve done this
    
54. Which way the Quiznos is
    
55. Impossible paper toss shot
    
56. Hemtube (dancing with cat)
    
57. I nurture my skin (Shaq)
    
58. Why are you running
    
59. Happy birthday?
    
60. Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)
    
61. Farkle falling
    
62. Fuck you (soda machine)
    
63. Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)
    
64. Take On Me
    
65. And now my sock is wet (water gun)
    
66. All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala
    
67. When there’s too much drama at school
    
68. Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub
    
69. What’s your name? (ouija board)
    
70. Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)
    
71. Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)
    
72. Girl scared of convertible car
    
73. Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)
    
74. Would you like the spider on your hand?
    
75. Shopping cart crash
    
76. We actually have the chip reader now
    
77. I’M A GIRAFFE
    
78. Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)
    

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

BEAUTY

smashbros:

h0odierich:

transgambit:

alexavindr:

transgambit:

what is the truth

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

heterophobicflint:

heterophobicflint:

heterophobicflint:

me, meeting a new lesbian for the first time & trying to make conversation: ​so… do you remember where you were when you found out Natasha Lyonne was straight?

apparently some people didn’t know this I’m so sorry let’s cancel this post & let everyone live in gay ignorance

coolthingoftheday:

“Who gives a shit about your genitals you have a fucking dragon.”

docislegend:

tealesbian:

why are girls so bad at dating apps?? why do we either like each other and then never do anything else or talk about being vegetarians and then ghost each other? why are we so bad at this?

ithotyouknew2:

golgothasterrorizing:

sorry guys, these 👫 two people are actually not a het couple. In fact they are a lesbian and a gay man holding hands because they are friends. Get your dirty mitts off our solidarity heterolinis.

They’re on their way to brunch to talk about how to propose to their same sex partners so yeah jot that down

wethinkwedream:

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