we take the naps we think we deserve
—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.
It’s pure happiness for both of them
im fucking sobbing
Actually me in a 80 year old man body.